As much as I hate letting Microsoft have a peak at my computer, I decided to see what Windows Update would offer on my new, relatively fresh, Win8.1 Pro, made with NTLite, pre-updated with most of nuhi's list. I had also updated it after install with WSUS Offline Updater's Security Only patches.
I'm pleased to report that the only items I "needed" were an AMD SMBus driver, two printer drivers and something for one of my monitors.
The rest were useless offerings.
Some were for problems with the Surface. But I have a desktop.
Similarly, one was for touch screen problems. But again, I have a desktop.
One was for Journal stuff, even tho Microsoft removed Journal stuff in a later KB.
So I guess Microsoft isn't sniffing as much as I had expected to see what one has.
Interestingly, Update also offered me a cummulative update for IE11, even tho I removed IE11 using Windows' Features.
I didn't accept it, but am not sure if I shouldn't. I know from the old days of WinNT and XP, that IE was tightly integrated into the OS, and updating IE6 would often bring subtle improvements to the Desktop UI. So even though one might have "removed" IE, roots of it are still in the OS.
For now, unless someone gives me a good reason to do it, I'm not going to accept that cumulative update.
(Of course there were also the monthly rollups. But I don't do those.)
P.S. The KB for IE11 (KB4483187) says that it fixes a java script error to prevent remote code execution.
Again, since I have "removed" IE11, it's hard to see how I could be affected by a malformed java script.
(It's my understanding that java script is run in the browser. Not in the OS.)